6 stages of going back out as told by Rupaul’s Drag Race
Whatever you do, don’t f*ck it up
So that’s it, bars are open once again and before we know it we will be dancing in sweaty clubs filled with hundreds of other drunken gals. Whilst we might not be there quite just yet, lockdown is definitely starting to lift and we are on the road to freedom.
To celebrate our slow and steady return to freedom, we have decided to take a look at your first night out with the girls, as summed up by the queens of Drag Race.
Your night out told by Drag Race contestants
Stage 1 Attempting to get ready and remembering just how hard a smokey eye really is
Stage 2 Arriving at pre-drinks and revealing your outfit to the group
Stage 3 Tasting that first tequila shot and instantly regretting your life choices
Stage 4 Becoming best friends with people you just met in the girls bathroom
Stage 5 Walking back from the bathroom and realising you peaked too soon
Stage 6 Begging your Uber driver to take a route home that involves McDonalds drive-thru
Shop outfits for your first night out
June 21st is gonna be a big one, but in the mean time we have beer gardens and on 17th May we will be allowed to drink inside bars too. Make your you have your outfit prepped for the runway. Don’t f*ck it up.